“Captain. weʼre approaching an asteroid field.”
“Are you sure. Our star map doesnʼt show anything in this area.”
“Yes sir. Our scanners clearly show giant rocks right on our course.”
“Strange. Give me visuals.”
The shipʼs screen came to life. showing the vast blackness of space with thousands of stars. and large yellow rocks.
“These are no asteroids. cadet.”
“Indeed. captain. But how does an intact skeleton of an enormous whale got into space?”
Had to redraft because it didnʼt fit it one toot (even though #Fedilab told me itʼs 500 characters 🤔)
Also, iʼd be much more concerned about how it evaded their galactic/planetary scanner.
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